But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough
how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program
Fall Out Boy - Alone Together
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
Daft Punk - Instant Crush [8-bit]
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
ok I was going to reblog this anyway
and then the one in the middle
eye on the booty like
Carousel- Blink 182
"I guess its just another,
I guess its just another night alone.”
Biscuits and gravy are delicious
Why would you eat gravy with biscuits?!?!
why wouldnt i
finally it’s the british people who don’t get it
I’M SORRY BUT THAT IS NEITHER BISCUITS NOR GRAVY?!?!
why is this happening
"hates a strong word"