My name is Maddie and yeah. Sorry for this mess.

& alt-J is my new favorite thing
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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program



Track: Alone Together
Artist: Fall Out Boy
Album: Save Rock And Roll

myshipsailson:

Fall Out Boy - Alone Together

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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Track: Instant Crush [8-bit]
Artist: Daft Punk

interplanetaryseaweed:

Daft Punk - Instant Crush [8-bit]

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

johnflansburgh:

shredded cheese

hinatas-husband:

kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway

and then the one in the middle

eye on the booty like



Track: Carousel
Artist: blink-182
Album: Cheshire Cat

sleepypunx:

Carousel- Blink 182

"I guess its just another,
I guess its just another night alone.”

javvn:

thetweedavenger:

officialasparagus:

javvn:

vaticancameos221bbakerstreet:

javvn:

Biscuits and gravy are delicious

Why would you eat gravy with biscuits?!?!

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why wouldnt i

finally it’s the british people who don’t get it

I’M SORRY BUT THAT IS NEITHER BISCUITS NOR GRAVY?!?!

why is this happening

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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