My name is Maddie, and chances are that I'm blogging about Big Brother since it's the season, I tag it bb if you want to blacklist :)
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Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

unconditions:

i love listening to a song repeatedly until i hate it

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???